By Johnny Sharpe
Delve into those pages to find a titanic number of saucy sidesplitters that'll have your mates howling with laughter—or blushing with embarrassment! impolite and raunchy, this booklet isn't really for the faint-hearted, however it promises a barrelful of stomach laughs because it takes a mischievous peek on the naughtier aspect of lifestyles.
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Overjoyed at the promised wealth, he celebrated at the local wine bar, where he saw a ravishing long-legged blonde. He couldn't wait to brag to her and indeed she was so interested in him, they went back to his house together. The next day she became his stepmother. * Bob suggested to his wife that a good way to save money would be to put £1 in the money box every time they made love. A year went by and Bob decided to empty the money box and see how much money had been saved. He couldn't believe his eyes when he found not only £1 coins but lots of £5, £10 and £20 notes as well.
He gave him a duck and told him to go into town and come back better off. On his travels, the son met a prostitute and asked for 15 minutes of her time in return for the duck. It was an unusual request, but she accepted and took him back to her flat. After the session, the prostitute was so impressed with his athleticism that she told him she'd give the duck back if they did it again. So later that day, he still had the duck and he'd enjoyed himself a great deal. Then to his dismay, the duck was frightened by a loud noise.
I'm not bothered," she replied. " * A smart-talking man who thought he could charm the birds off the trees met his match one night. The man had just learned that his father only had days to live and then he would inherit over half a million pounds. Overjoyed at the promised wealth, he celebrated at the local wine bar, where he saw a ravishing long-legged blonde. He couldn't wait to brag to her and indeed she was so interested in him, they went back to his house together. The next day she became his stepmother.