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By Barry Louis Polisar

This witty, foolish, funny selection of a few of Barry Louis Polisar's best-loved tune lyrics, followed by way of inventive full-color drawings, brings to existence the usually comical truth of early life. packed with pesky siblings, terrifying lecturers, and tormented babysitters who will not go back, let alone quite a few monsters, a boy who has misplaced his pants, and a tender baby with a puppy named "Cat," the illustrated poetry will satisfaction children of every age in addition to their mom and dad.

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Usually you can't see what goes on beneath Ragged clothes, evening gowns or the finest three-piece suit. Underwear is everywhere; there is no substitute. Don't Put Your Finger Up Your Nose Don't put your finger up your nose, 'Cause your nose knows that's not the place it goes. You can sniffle, you can sneeze, But I'm asking you-pleaseDon't put your finger up your nose. Don't stick your finger in your ear, 'Cause then your ear will find it hard to hear. You can thump and you can tug it, But please don't plug itDon't stick your finger in your ear.

At a time when vast numbers of our kids see school as endless drudgery, Polisar says otherwise. " -Booklist, American Library Association "His celebration of the realities of childhood are humorously voiced," -School Library Journal "Barry Louis Polisar is a clown, minstrel, first-class lunatic, and the best kind of hero: outrageous and irreverent, all under the license of being irrepressibly funny. Kids-big and little-love him .... " -The Co-Evolution Quanerly Also by Barry Louis Polisar: Selected Books Selected CDs & Audiotapes Insect Soup: Bug Poems A Little Different Peculiar Zoo Old Dogs, New Tricks: Songs about Animals The Snake Who Was Afraid of People Teacher's Favorites: Songs about School Snakes!

At a time when vast numbers of our kids see school as endless drudgery, Polisar says otherwise. " -Booklist, American Library Association "His celebration of the realities of childhood are humorously voiced," -School Library Journal "Barry Louis Polisar is a clown, minstrel, first-class lunatic, and the best kind of hero: outrageous and irreverent, all under the license of being irrepressibly funny. Kids-big and little-love him .... " -The Co-Evolution Quanerly Also by Barry Louis Polisar: Selected Books Selected CDs & Audiotapes Insect Soup: Bug Poems A Little Different Peculiar Zoo Old Dogs, New Tricks: Songs about Animals The Snake Who Was Afraid of People Teacher's Favorites: Songs about School Snakes!

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