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By Abby Matisse

A girl in difficulty.

Amanda Wilson is in difficulty and as ordinary, it has every thing to do along with her irresponsible brother. So, she heads to her most sensible friend’s cabin in Lake Geneva for a weekend of solitude and soul-searching. yet she didn’t expect the snowstorm or the unforeseen arrival of the fellow who broke her middle. the guy she's come to think about because the satan. a guy from her prior.

Fresh out of the army SEALs, Jake Lowell is able to begin his personal company utilizing his belief fund as seed cash. yet his grandfather has different principles and adjusted the phrases, requiring Jake to marry earlier than he will get entry. Now he wishes a plan. yet first, he has to go to Lake Geneva the place his ex is touring, ignoring all of the climate announcements and her top friend’s calls, pleading together with her to return domestic. A deal that adjustments everything.

Getting stranded in Lake Geneva wasn’t a part of Jake’s plan. Neither used to be his idea. And he certainly hadn’t anticipated her to agree, yet she did. Now they have to take care of unresolved emotions and the problems that tore them aside a 12 months in the past. Jake’s suggestion gave the impression of the proper resolution for either one of them yet it’s quickly transparent their risk free little engagement deal is way extra advanced than both can have imagined.

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And sure 'tis the mem'ry that gives me a pain; For scarce had I been in the tavern a minute Whin I fell a victim to Widow MacShane! 'Twas she was the landlord that thrated me dacent, And put me to bed wid a brick in me head; And put some more bricks in a bottle adjacent To kape out the cowld whin me arrum was bled. And be the same token I came for to love her, And ask'd her to thry the high-menial line; She called me " an in-sin-i-z/a-tin' young rover," And put her big mout on a fayture of mine!

Or only a trifle bigger Than the elves who surround the throne Of the Faery Queen, and are seen, I ween, By mortals in dreams alone? What her eyes were like, I know not: Perhaps they were blurr'd with tears; And perhaps in your skies there glow not (On the contrary) clearer spheres. N o ! as to her eyes I am just as wise As you or the cat, my dears. Her teeth, I presume, were " pearly: " But which was she, brunette or blonde? Her hair, was it quaintly curly, Or as straight as a beadle's wand ? That I fail'd to remark; — it was rather dark And shadowy round the pond.

What pass ? " the anxious father cried; " 'Twas the'r monopoly," the boy replied. In deference to the public, we must state That boy has been an orphan since that date. A TREASURY OF HUMOROUS POETRY 39 NfiOPHYTE Last night a zealous Irishman in town, Meeting a Jew, squared off and knocked him down. " Mike simply said: " Bedad, ye may be right, But then — I only heard of it last night! " And striking out reckless again, and loose, Becomes a martyr — in the calaboose. Theology and ignorance combined Make bigotry, and that makes all men blind; And streams of ruin from this common source Have swept the world with devastating force.

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