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50 Sure Ways for a Girl to Stay Single by Pim Pauline Overgaard PDF

By Pim Pauline Overgaard

If you usually dread the second one date, persist with this hilarious book's sage recommendation, and you may by no means have one again:

  • Make an inventory of items he has to alter in visual appeal and behaviour ahead of he could be with you.
  • Tell him you as soon as attempted to kill your ex, then begin to snigger hysterically.
  • Bring a ebook of child names on your first date and circle those you're keen on with a purple marker.

    50 yes methods for a woman to stick Single is a guidebook that is worthwhile in a couple of serious events. for instance, in an effort to finish that determined loser's overwhelm on you, hire those intelligent strategies:

  • Never shave.
  • Chew together with your mouth open.
  • Chain smoke.

    If your clueless buddy simply cannot comprehend why her relationships do not final, slip this publication into her bag and desire she acknowledges herself in those vintage gems:

  • Never even attempt to pay the bill.
  • Use i do not comprehend as a solution for everything.
  • Bring up your ex as usually as possible.

  • Always...
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    9 Chain-smoke! 10 Tell him you love him on your first date! 11 Send several bouquets of flowers to his workplace the day after your first date. 12 Tell him about your recurring depressions and the different ways you tried to kill yourself. Make some up if necessary. 13 Use I don’t know” as an answer for everything! 14 Only invite him over if your house is a mess! 15 Always leave some hints around to show your true intentions! 16 Let him know you live only for him! 17 Give him a detailed description of the sex dream you had about his best friend!

    11 Send several bouquets of flowers to his workplace the day after your first date. 12 Tell him about your recurring depressions and the different ways you tried to kill yourself. Make some up if necessary. 13 Use I don’t know” as an answer for everything! 14 Only invite him over if your house is a mess! 15 Always leave some hints around to show your true intentions! 16 Let him know you live only for him! 17 Give him a detailed description of the sex dream you had about his best friend! 18 Never shave!

    Unless it’s his issue! 5 Always count calories! 6 Keep staring at his “package” and then sigh repeatedly as if disappointed! 7 Always put men down! 8 Make a list of things he has to change about his appearance and behavior before he can be with you! 9 Chain-smoke! 10 Tell him you love him on your first date! 11 Send several bouquets of flowers to his workplace the day after your first date. 12 Tell him about your recurring depressions and the different ways you tried to kill yourself. Make some up if necessary.

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