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By Cary McNeal

Fact: Chocolate includes the alkaloid theobromine, which in excessive doses will be poisonous to people, and in even small quantities can kill canines, parrots, horses, and cats.
This signifies that regardless of its identify, the Kit-Kat sweet bar isn't really a steered snack in your kitty-cat. i'm wondering what number cats have died due to this confusion.

Fact: the main germ-laden position in your bathroom isn't the seat or perhaps the bowl--it's the handle.
The answer: Don't flush. allow the subsequent man fear approximately it.

There are "just the facts"--and then there are only the proof that would frighten the bejeezus out of you. and due to this little gem a WC e-book, you'll by no means examine the area an identical manner back, with no, er, dry heaving a bit bit.

From the sneaky fish which can swim up our genitals to the E. coli micro organism lurking within the very water we drink, stressful phenomena are all over the place we flip. academic, pleasing, and undeniably scary, this booklet isn't bound to assist you, um, visit the lavatory, yet it's guaranteed to make it slow there more...informed.

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Overjoyed at the promised wealth, he celebrated at the local wine bar, where he saw a ravishing long-legged blonde. He couldn't wait to brag to her and indeed she was so interested in him, they went back to his house together. The next day she became his stepmother. * Bob suggested to his wife that a good way to save money would be to put £1 in the money box every time they made love. A year went by and Bob decided to empty the money box and see how much money had been saved. He couldn't believe his eyes when he found not only £1 coins but lots of £5, £10 and £20 notes as well.

He gave him a duck and told him to go into town and come back better off. On his travels, the son met a prostitute and asked for 15 minutes of her time in return for the duck. It was an unusual request, but she accepted and took him back to her flat. After the session, the prostitute was so impressed with his athleticism that she told him she'd give the duck back if they did it again. So later that day, he still had the duck and he'd enjoyed himself a great deal. Then to his dismay, the duck was frightened by a loud noise.

I'm not bothered," she replied. " * A smart-talking man who thought he could charm the birds off the trees met his match one night. The man had just learned that his father only had days to live and then he would inherit over half a million pounds. Overjoyed at the promised wealth, he celebrated at the local wine bar, where he saw a ravishing long-legged blonde. He couldn't wait to brag to her and indeed she was so interested in him, they went back to his house together. The next day she became his stepmother.

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